Everyone is massively OOC, so don't bother to flame me on that point. I don't give out rewards for being Captain Obvious. That also goes for trying to educate me on the finer points of the after-effects of rape, torture, blah blah blah. If you manage to take this story seriously, you need more help than I do.

This story could be categorized under: humor, horror, drama, romance, angst... they all fit to some degree. Uh, hurt/comfort also applies, I suppose.

(And Harry is not a bloody veela!!!)

ETA (07 January 2008): Dur! While checking something at HP Lexicon I realized that a surname used, Bane, isn't canon. It should have been Blane, but I'm not fixing it. Blane doesn't work.

"I'm morbidly fascinated with where you come up with your torture scenes.  They are truly inspired and completely motivate me to never!! get on your bad side." — Jemi

"... there is a lovely thread of psychotic rightness to their actions."— Aayesha

"This was an amazing story. My room mate thinks I'm nuts for liking the torture scenes, but I could see some humor in them as well."— jparrow

"Sick, twisted and brilliant!!!" — slashslut

"Very well done, and the ideas for torture superb, also the relationship between Harry and Voldemort remained realistic due to your good writing skills." — Shadow

"One of the most original and intriguing stories I've ever read. Harry's life/escape was an awesome concept and the subsequent vengence enacted torture scenes unique. Kudos to you for such an amazing story!" — dragongirlblue